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3 EngineersThere are 3 engineers in a car: an electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Microsoft Engineer. They all look at each other wondering what could have gone wrong. The Electrical Engineer suggests that it might help to strip down all the electrics of the car, as that might pin point where the problem has arisen. The Chemical Engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and that there is a blockage somewhere. And then the Microsoft Engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we all close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again and then I am sure it'll work". |
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